ask yourself

-if california is going to fall into the pacific eventually, will arizona (by default) become the fake boob capital of the world?
-are flowers narcissistic?
-if you dont need a licence to be a parent, then why do you need one to fish?
-when the life expectacy for men was 30-ish, were high school sophmores having mid life crisis'?
-how did that affect their grades?
-how did that affect their sex life?
-if prostitution was the first profession, what was the second?
-if alternate universes were a reality, would they have reality tv?
-are farts initially mischievous?
-is farting in a small, public space immoral?
-if golf courses are the playgrounds of the rich, then where does mini golf stand?
-do i have something in my teeth?
-if metro sexuality isnt a byproduct of chaos, is it natures sense of humor?
-is homosexuality natures idea of population control?
-do you have to love someone in order to hate them?
-will anything ever upstage denim?
-can someone really be accident prone?
-is anybody listening?
-if eyes are the window to the soul, wheres the front door?... dare i ask, back door?
-choose one:
taste
sight
smell
touch
hear
-which would stevie wonder choose?
-is starbucks evil?
-How many people are taking their last breath right now?
-Why do I have a problem with people carrying my bags? is it humility or possessiveness?
-is there a such things as ownership?
-when i die, will i know everything?
-is it possible to be sexually liberated and morally sound?
-can one be excessively moderate?
-can one be moderately excessive?
-is agnosticism a cop-out?
-if satan is real, how does he feel about "christian rock"?
-if god is real, how does he feel about "christian rock"?
-is there a real reason to fear death?
-will i die wearing this shirt? (if not now, another time?)
-is jealousy a bi-product of morality?
-do androids dream of electric sheep?
-does my ass look fat in these jeans?
-if we never got sick, would we really enjoy health?
-does thought effect matter?
-is that really george washington on the dollar bill? or is it that adam weishapt guy?
-wow. nice to meet you. do you do yoga?
-why does wanting to hang out with someone, make you seem desperate?
-is political correctness a phase?
- why does my hair look amazing on one side of my head, and not as amazing on the other?
-how is it that people we hardly know, can completely wreck or build our confidence?
-how many people getting tattoos right now will have them removed?
-how can i feel so alone with so many amazing people in my life?
-does everyone like to sing in their car as much as i do?
-how many people have laughed at me singing in my car?
-how much longer will i need to wait?
-is patience really a virtue? or is that just what our parents tell us to make us stop being impatient?
-when will they make a video game system that is better than Nintendo 64?
-when will people stop attaching naivety with age? not everyone is young and naive.
-Is it true we all want what we can't have?
-Is there a such thing as a right choice?
-Why can't I see the negative in people i care about? (as hard as i try, all i see is their good sides)
-how come i like ketchup but not tomatoes?
-why is leopard print so damn sexy?
-do people understand sarcasm?
-how many people are getting busy right now?
-does it make me red neck, because i like beef jerkey?
-why is it that when i drink, i love everyone? (even people i dont talk to?)
-when will people just ask me the things they need to know, instead of assuming the worst?
-why do people need to update their facebooks/myspaces with photos in their about me of who they are dating? (do you really need approval from a vast network of people on the internet?)
-why wont my hair grow faster? (im so tempted to buy extensions like everyday)
-has anyone else been hit on by an 83 year old man in a wheelchair?
-when can i stop wearing my retainer? (for good)
-when will age not matter?
-why do people just give up without trying?
-who wants to go to san diego for the weekend?
-why cant people give straight answers?
-if the best you've ever had is just a memory, then why don't people try to look for another "best"? (dwelling on it wont make them come back)
-why do all girls expect guys to give up things they love to be with them? (why can't they love their passion and you? why do you need that much attention? can't you get a passion?) (this one really frustrates me)
-why does chocolate make everything better?
-will my dad ever get a tattoo?
-whats the best hair colour for me?
-when will being a tomboy be considered a good thing? (its not my fault i had two older brothers, 2 motorcycles, a go-kart, and 5 race cars in my backyard growing up)
-when will my brothers stop giving me a hard time about bringing my make-up bag everywhere?
-is there some way i can stop wearing my heart on my sleeve?
-why do i always sneeze in sets of 2?
-when will i stop losing my nose rings?
-is wearing flannel a bad thing? (since i'm a girl?)
-is it bad that i dont like to wear pants? (i prefer leggings)
-why do i feel the need to carry an extra pair of shoes in my car?
-when will i stop having music ADD when i drive?
-"did the tattoo on your foot hurt?" (NO IT JUST FELT LIKE A NEEDLE DIGGING INTO MY SKIN FOR TWO HOURS STRAIGHT.) (when will i be able to not answer that question?)
-what is my hometown exactly? (i've lived in long beach, carson, gardena, buena park, & wilmington)